today i have decided to type on phonies.
well u might be asking? what is a phony, what do they do? what are they like?
no need to rush young man, i will explain in a few sentences later.
in simple terms. a phony is a person who does phony things.
does that help? nah i dont think so. by phony things i mean like acting cool or like thinking he da bomb.
i might have been a phony in the past, i'm trying drastically to change myself to refrain from being a phony.
i have some examples but i doubt they would read my blog and so i wouldnt mind mentioning 2 of the biggest phonies i know.
one of them is Lee junyi, he is this fat and smelly kid who sits at the back and deprives everyone of fresh hair. one of those guys u will hate. one u usually stay away from. remember, no one wants to be a junyi. its bad enough he is fat and smelly. he is also greedy as hell. u should see his recess food serving man. god it reeks and upsets my stomach everytime i see him eating his food or shld i say pigging out in his muck. well he shoves tons of food and swallows them as fast as hell. he resembles a pig, only a pig is not so filled with gluttony. to add insult to injury, junyi is also an obnoxious ass who acts cute. i cant stand people who act cute. they should burn in hell. these mofos. u can tell he is trying to act cute, from the slight smirk or smile or from the way he talks. man he is irritating. if god decided: hey imma create a fat obnoxious boy who smells of rotten shit and is a pig who thinks he is a puppy, he would probably have created something similar to junyi. i also havent mentioned about his character. i think he is secretly obsessed with pretty girls or rather girls he think is pretty. he has stalked a dozen girls. sending them sms ( i shall emphasize on it later) and stuff. when i tink of it i feel like killing myself. save me. he has this fetish for netballers. but since he body is totally unsuited for sports, all he does is ogle at the netball girls hoping he can squash them with his fat body or something. he likes michelle. man that is disgusting. i tink this michelle would never like him in a million years. man wad a phony phrase.
Okay now to sms and what not. well i tink sms ing is bullshit. only phonies do it and theyre mighty proud. an sms or two once in a while is totally fine. but 200 sms a day is too much. i much rather u donate ur money spent on the bill to the starving ethiopian kids. its much better den wasting ur time sending stupid sms like chain sms, love sms, cute sms and what not. its a whole different story if u like a person and that person likes u and u sms alot. thats fine. but if u just keep stalking a person like junyi does, i find that really really frightening. Also i hate people who tyPe liKe tHiS. they think its goddamn cool but it really stinks to the core. havent your mother taught u to type in a proper way. din ur teacher teach u capitals are only used to start a sentence? people who type like those capitals and small letters should be hanged.
ok for the second person on my phony list. and the award goes to Mr Yellow Armpits. suan kai. man if a person starts his own rumours about a girl liking him. thats extreme. you gotta stop before i spank ur ass to hell. and who the hell makes internet girl friend. grow up man. get a life. all u do is sit ur ass infront of a computer talking to strangers. so ur telling me he has a girlfriend. who cares man? i really dont. whats the big deal if u have a girlfriend and i dont. call me sore or whatever. ur juz a phony bastard. i dont know this phony too much except he is real smelly juz like junyi and uses his dough to buy friends.
thats all i have right now. have a nice day. if u dont have any phony qualities, pat urself on the back, ur wonderful, u can be my friend. if u are, stay the hell away from me, i dun want any of ur phony germs contaminating me. fag.
