How To Type Like A Phony

A guide on how to type like a complete phony

Okay dudes this is a guide on how to type like a phony. Its pretty simple, all you have to do is obey certain rules.

Rule 1) Use capitals and small letters on alternate alphabets.
Eg: pAy yOuR rEsPeCt tO tHe AnT kInG

Rule 2) Mix in some numbers like for 'I' replace with '1' and 'e' with '3'
Eg: pAy y0uR r3sP3cT t0 tH3 aNt k1nG

Rule 3) If possible replace 'a' with '@' and use plenty of emoticons
Eg: (: p@y y0uR r3sp3cT t0 tH3 @nT k1nG ^^

Rule 4) use 'n' for 'and' and '2' for 'to' 'ur' for 'your'
Eg: (: p@y uR r3sp3cT 2 d33 @nT k1nG ^^

Rule 5) make sure that is has something to do with love
Eg: (: I l0v3 y0u giRll ^^

Rule 6) ultimate phoniness change 'you' to 'EuuuUu' with a neverending 'u's
Eg: (: I l0v3 EuUuUuuu giRll ^^

Rule 7) Use lousy English
Eg: Me Lurve To Readed Buukz

That’s pretty much the basics of phony typing. Here is an example of what your typing should be like now.

Th3 f3e1ing 0f s@dn3s5 dr1pp1n9 0n uR b@cK iS b3tt3r th3n uR g00d fr3n t@kes aw@y s0m3th1ng EuU l0v3 s0 d3ep1y~~ Wi1l v@l3nt1n3 b3 l0n3ly?