THE MM CAMP

hi all, rome's back from the MM camp!

letsee, reported to sp on tuesday morn! (woke at 7! first time in 5 months!!) met wif lee quan and nicky(late again) and went there.. see liao sian half.. all guys.. plus alot of malays man!! im abit racist la i guess.. but nvm our camp looks pretty small.. hopefully all 4 of us same group.. END UP I DIFF GRP!! only quan and nicky same!! SIAN!!! at first din like my group.. end up i find that its okay la.. not that bad hahahaha.. my grp name was "bombers" dunno which dumb ass came out with that name.. and my leader was like the most un-enthusiastic leader as compared to the others...

but who cares? did i have fun? YEP! first day basically got to know the ppl in my grp.. met 3 other guys from DARE.. namely cs, eugene and joel.. they were okay la.. den we played some station games and stuff.. got painted alot.. asses.. at night our bunk was so shitty i slept outside at the bench alone.. got pwned by the commando mossies outside..

2nd day.. STUPIDEST GAME OF ALL TIME.. take out your underwear and wear it outside.. plus they lock our bunks.. and plus no shirt.. WTF MAN!! den my grp all so enthu KNN!! all take and wear.. left me v sian.. quan and nicky also.. end up everyone still did so and had fun la.. again station games.. forfeit is get painted on your nehneh.. they paint like siao sia.. then slash go write "i like manu but i love arsenal" on my back lar!! the front i got RIG.. den i help our boss (the camp chief) write "i love gay sex" on his chest.. our boss SUPER ENTHU MAN!! (he is a damn fun guy but damn gay also) one game damn fun its called tortoise tortoise jump winner get to splash one bucket of water over loser head.. den boss again come chap chee kar.. end up tio splashed 3 buckets at once.. damn song cold water sumore!! oh ya b4 that got treasure hunt.. den one item is "dead fish" and wtf my grp the only girl DAMN FKEN GARANG!! she just use her hand pick those dead fish off the beach.. FKEN DISGUSTING.. all rotting one den i see liao WTF.. she picked like 10 deadfishes lar!! IMBA ShIET! hows that for enthusiasm???

den at night had night walk.. den go back in pairs.. actually wanted to go wif lee den stupid gay boss say no intergroup.. but he is so into inter-racial gay sex lar!! end up all my grp guys paired up liao.. bo pian go wif the garang girl.. on the way back all the seniors all dress as ghost damn FUNNY!! by the time went back and changed was totally shagged.. slept 5 hours straight before getting woken up for breakfast.. den i see my leg!! WAH LAO DRAW SO MUCH CRAP!! use marker sumore.. boss go write "jerome is so cute ^.^" "i love MM" "so nice man" on my legs lar.. BIG BIG one! i think boss is secretly gayishly in love with me.. he even gave me his chief hat to wear.. LOL!!

third day.. went to the beach to play.. water bomb!! (sea water) only the seniors had coloured water bombs!! BASKET the game just start nia all the cb seniors kena lead again by the gay boss to throw me.. immediately my body so many colours.. -.- den again boss got raped and everyone took his pants and tried to take away his underwear den he was like grabbing his front like crazy.. laughed like siao.. den he go wash the sand we put in his ass den i go and laugh at him.. WTF he jt ask everyone rape me!! got the same treatment as boss.. fken hell got so much sand in my underwear!! den again go back sea to wash.. suddenly my arm damn pain.. come up and saw like tio stung by jellyfish...

den oyabi and eb7 and botakfrog bring me back to camp first.. den go bathe.. JT all the sand come out.. but my arm was still stinging la.. den they ask me pack up den go see doctor.. den 3 seniors accompany me.. (honoured sia!) botakfrog, jianhui and one female DARE one (best looking liao..) den see doctor lor.. den i asked if i could go back for camp and doct said okay so went back to camp (: den on the way back damn funny botakfrog tio pwn by some auntie at the clinic.. its like much easier to talk to seniors den to my grp members.. dunno why.. lol! den jianhui was telling us about some couple dat stupidly parked outside our camp the entrance and wanna have car sex there.. end up we had NIGHT WALK that time they all saw them.. LOL! the guy inside must be feeling damn dulan man.. LOL!

at night.. after taking my medicine felt damn shag.. wanted to go sleep but boss say cannot.. coz campfire mah! that night had faggot night.. each group 2 faggots.. AND I WAS ONE OF THEM LAR!! fken gay wear until damn disgusting man.. nicky got a photo.. if he send me i SHALL CONSIDER WHETHER TO POST OR NOT.. was wear some sickishly short lingerie-like suit complete with d-cup boobs and stuff.. show off my sexy thighs LOL! OKAY IF I HIT 400 hits this month i shall post it!

den had campfire.. was quite fun ba.. din sing much songs though.. den after that had some stupid disco.. that wasnt that fun.. end up slacking and talking to the seniors lol! im such a gay boy.. den gay nicky go send the pic to boss lar.. basket... den slept like 3 hours nia and woke for breakfast.. took the bus back to sp and dismissed..

went home to change den go meet wif paternal side family to go visit my grandpa's niche coz its good friday.. supposed to go my granduncle's funeral but was so tired ma excused me to go home and sleep.. went home and slept from 3 to this morning 7.30.. IMBA ANOT.. 16 and a half hours of sleep leh!!

missed out alot of details of the camp la!! NEVERTHELESS ITS DAMN MEMORABLE!! some things to rmb: joshua (not quan) got gayishly stalked by the korean guy from his grp.. nicky said "hold me jacq" damn loudy at the seaside.. quan the gay ass vommited during campfire and he promoted RIG!! damn funny he show me RIG sign den i show it back to him den his leader thought i showing to him he show to me also LOL!! RIG MAN!! .. lee was like the most enthu out of the 4 of us..

I MISSED MY BED SO MUCH.. and my lappie and my guitar!! anyway boss just sms-ed me to join MMEC (mechanical and manufacturing engineering club).. should i??

after typing for so long im too lazy to post any photos.. SORRY next time ba..

-RomE
MM ho MM ho MMEC pa buay toh
Ting ah ting mo tak ting MMEC ji teow leng
Wa lang si zheng lang wa lang si pai
Wa lang si MM pa buay toh ah
Ar si li buay song ar
Wu ji ka wa kong ar
Wa lang si MM NUMBER ONE!