Fri, Sun, Mon > Sat

well i've decided to add some non-wasted days to my blogroll if not its gonna be a damn emo blog man..

but first.

why do lecturers have pms? what do they do?

lecturers, like humans, have emotions too. if their manhood is threatened or if you arent paying attention during their class, they tend to show authority by spewing some vulgarities or being damn ngeow with the attendance.

take today for example, 3 lecturers pms-ed in a row. thank god the first one wasnt too bad. workshop was in the morning and it was still fun cept i got this cut on my thumb which still hurts. den it was lectures all the way 1-5.

1-2, emaths. noone ever pays attention to the female lecturer but the way she pms-es is like..

those not interested just leave i'll still mark as attended. and other times she just stops everything and leaves which aint half bad..

2-3, e materials. wasnt paying attention either and was busy entertaining mossie and slash with the girly man shit again.. den we started to see the gay videos on mossie's phone.. all of a sudden

hey you stupid shit (points to mossie), how thick is your bloody skin, scold you three time still dunwan go back to your seat.. you think i lecturer i cannot throw you out of my class, u think i will just shutup, i can whallop you. you bastards! think i stupid ar, u think i wont throw this chair at you.. one day u make me lose my temper this chair will fly at you ar you bastards..

and no though the sentences isnt directly quoted the vulgars such as stupid shit and bastards are indeed used. so he pms-ed and ended his lesson early.. fuxing lame ass.. could have sworn wenyi got the "TO LECTURERS: please fuck me up" sign hanging from his neck. he really always kena kan by lecturers, wong sing ming once called him a bugs bunny for having big front tooth.. arr mm lecturers, you just love em.

3-5. workshop. holy shit a 2 hour long boring lecture, went in and signed my name on the attendance list with jun sailor and snowie den went to out together to withdraw money before tarpao-ing horlicks back from fc4 to the class.. just nice we went in after he x-ed away our signatures and at the same moment KK's sms to me warning me to come back to class rang out loud. just imagine.

one guy comes in lecture late after signing his name carrying a tarpao-ed drink and having the "doors closing, poot poot poot poot" ringtone coming from his phone.

i'd be pissed too, but the way he was saying i had no manners, u'd think i insulted his parents. this lecturer was damn good at lecturing people on morals. even better quan called me during his "moral lecture" and u could see how dulan he felt.. got pms-ed once again.. and den behind me got 2 other class 25 guys who sat beside the backdoor. after 20 mins.. i turned behind. they were gone. faster than ninjas.. this lecturer's PMS gave him incredible sight, he noticed their departure and hence fcuked up their attendance too... LOL! i decided not to be a defiant ass and get bias-ed marks so i paid attention and it was rewarded after he liquid-paper-ed away his big X over our signatures and asked us to sign again. like chinese always say: one person let one step, everything go more smooth.

nothing much to do after school and since ma was on leave today shes cooking dinner and yes im glad to eat home cooked food. went to cut my hair, the hairdresser takes 'short' to the limit. now my hair is.. err dunno how to say.. very cooling! <-- bright side what else to say?

oh yar sunday wasnt all that bad which made up for my shitty pathetic excuse of a saturday. went to bedok to visit grandma who is finally back from hospital, shes real happy. im real happy. went to pool with harn and bro at katong den dinner-ed at some western restaurent, food was quite nice and affordable.. heard alot of their army stories about the losers and weirdos.. REALLY FUNNY! if u feel bored i'll impart their stories to you.. lazy to type it out..

friday wasnt bad either, ended at 12 and had lunch with sailor kk and snowie den kk left and we 3 went timah for pool and quan joined us there, den had GLM snack and ice cream at mac.. talked cock.. den sailor went for his training and we 3 went for bball at BBSS behind the sheltered court.. oh ya btw sailor got some "special stains" on his white pants that day, made me laugh like hell and gave me stomach ache. he prolly sat on some "special stuff"



everyone was late, din even apologise, esp smurf the smug boy. (if you are late, dont make excuses, just say sorry) den some ppl came and challenged us and lol supposed to be 11 points. end up playing 3 matches of 11 points in which we won all. even 11-1. LOL den their "leader" was this squat old guy who was guarding me and he got owned. he kept making this loud clucking sound which irritated the hell out of all of us and he loved sticking out his tongue when he shot 3-pointers which looked damn ugly (the way he shoots). he tio own-ed more during dinner when we all started to insult him like siao.. LOL ESP SNOWIE! me n quan left after the 3rd game and smurF n chew subbed in. won all 5 matches. 5-0 to you MONKEY!

went for dinner at KFC and my freaking cheesy bbq meltz had some disgusting piece of black shit at the bottom and after touching it it looked like charcoal coz it stained my finger.. asked the manager. guess what she tell me:

its chocolate chip.

SHIT!! might as well say liquified coke (from snowie).. since when KFC got chocolate chip anyway.. BULLSHIT! gave me a replacement but i was pretty full and left pretty much most of it behind. (the black shit was on the last piece) took my holy bus home..

yes my fri and sun totally makes up for that lousy saturday. see ozy, my days arent all wasted.

i realise this post is getting pretty freaking long, sorry bout that, if u managed to read all the way here, i wanna say. THANK YOU, YOU ROCK. (and please tag too) sorry for the lack of pictures though, lazy to post..

-RomE
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