if i get 0 this time it means i really suck.

10 minutes away from 2008 and im here. wtf.

JeRomE- November Rain` hahaha you can stand under my umbrella says:
if i gotta countdown alone i gonna emo liao
haojun, says:
GTG
haojun, says:
LOl
JeRomE- November Rain` hahaha you can stand under my umbrella says:
BITCH

managed to find another 2 guys. LOL. weiyu and bryaNA

JeRomE- November Rain` hahaha you can stand under my umbrella says:
emo party
[Φει ψυ] says:
lol?
JeRomE- November Rain` hahaha you can stand under my umbrella says:
LOL
haojun, says:
our very own
вгуΆΝ15 says:
lol

yay im like super hyped. can have my emo countdown. whooo. ((:

-RomE
wad a fake hype, beats counting down in maple story's perion. LOL

im baaaaaack

hey hey hey! im back from taiwann~ home of the orh lua people.

somethings i learnt from there.

1) taiwan people do love their orh lua (oyster)

2) taiwan people do love their scooters

3) taiwan girls arent as pretty as sg girls

4) taiwan people are really taiwan lao qians.

so yea if i were to tell you everything u wont ever finish reading the post i've decided to cut it short. it was fun.

during the farmstay i met this cute girl, her name's Amy. shes extremely cute, super playful and still very beautiful. wish i could bring her back to SG.. but someone else already owns her..

okay whatever, lets continue. the taiwan small eat really is quite good. tried all the more famous stuff.. their nightmarkets are all like huge pasar malams! and every single one sells Chou Tou Fu which really stinks.. it smells like sewage and i shared one with dad and end up only eating one mouth while he finish it. tasted okay, smelt like shit. could smell it even as i ate it. some worthable mentions: shi ling chicken, some hard egg, orh lua mee sua and a whole lot of other xiao chis bah..

went to all the attractions, alot ar shall take a photo of itenerary to post ba.. made some new friends.. like our tour leader (not to be confused with tour guide) edwin and a horny 18yo gamer called paul.. and pretty much the rest of the crew of kids and adults.

shall probably post pictures up soon ba.. havent uploaded much..

new year's coming! 2008! time to HUAT AR. time to change my wishlist also.. haw haw..

heres me and Amy, shes my dream dog.

oh yar i din receive any merry christmas this year. :( everyone seemed to forget about me. *goes to emo in the dark* CYA!

-RomE
im missing taiwan already.. okay not really. LOL

wheres my miracle? i believed. (:

i've just awoken from one of the best dreams this week. if only it was real, everything i wanted and wished for had come true! it was almost as if.. it was.. too bad it wasnt. shant share it, abit personal.. haha XD

i just slept from 4-7... sucha pig. cant blame, slept at 1 the previous day and woke at 8 to go play bball.. was raining so dad zhai-ed me go shuwei the busstop.. end up couldnt play there so went back to shelter court to play.. some dumbasses were playing fullcourt.. lame shit. waited pretty long for them to finish their dumb game.. friggin losers..

end up playing 4v4 against some unknowns. lost.. my team lost, smurf team lost.. 10-11 for both. our starting 6-11 was really shit. the guy i blocking damn rough la fk.. asshole. den they chao-ed and we just played for fun. and me and boss realise gabriel got the NJ spirit in him. only like to bully ppl that he can. LOL. after ball had lunch with boss.. rest all ps, bwg. boss u rock. and dun depress la, theres always other girls. :(

day before, mahjong got cancelled. RAWR. end up waking late anyway den go eat the super nice market chicken rice for lunch before meeting them for bball. AGAIN raining. played at shelter court again. it was super crowded and din get to play much, so decided to play again the next day. was starving. ate nasi lemak and duck noodle for dinner. pok kai liao..

tuesday, went to meet ma and bro to celebrate bro's bday. had his birthday lunch at some jap restaurant at raffles. pretty nice food. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOEL! den after lunch still hadda wait till 330 to meet the dudes so went to ma's office. met ma's fellow colleagues (2 of them) they were pretty friendly.. hahaha.. her office super slack man. and they got tons of junkfood.. they were damn nice to me. haha and their boss.. always wear his Invisible Man outfit (always not in office ar)

took bus to go meet roger, jason, boss and sk to go watch THE WARLORDS. movie wasnt bad, kinda like a chinese version of 300. shant elaborate ba. worth watching. then there was this disgusting malay couple infront of jason or sth.. lucky not infront of me.. dunno wtf they doing keep making sick sounds.. jason claim they tickling each other. dun understand mandarin dun watch mandarin show and ruin it for others lar. fags.

had dinner at Manhattan Fish.. since order 5 meal get one free. we got 6 in total. (though their free is their cheapest Fish n Chips.) just some pics now. its prolly the only pics i got..

this is mine, it looks great. coz im the DA-GE.

this is roger's. it looks like someone left a wholelot of shit on his fish. MOST un appetizing meal u'd ever see. doesnt taste that bad though.

just some other pics.. jason is sad i nv take him and end up being damn smug. BWG.

on the way back we saw this at the backseat of the bus. if u cant really see it says: I one to f*ck siti. i love siti(corrected). we were like LOL. dumb fux. get your english right before thinking about sex.

maybe mahjong-ing tml. havent even packed my luggage yet. flying to taiwan on saturday noon. HAHAHA lets hope its fun. a sure-way of getting a souvenir is by tagging. im sucha cheap ass. i'll see what i can get my hands on.. prolly something better than shuwei's fragile keychains. HAHAHAHA. and dun worry bryan, this time i sure give u one. XD

ps: im hooked on When You Believe. and if ya got time check out this dumb funny little mermaid parody. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4b7o4CJDdw dun miss me.

-RomE
oh, look what you've done
you've made a fool of everyone
yes it seems like much fun
until you lose what you have won.

baby, its fact.

all of a sudden i got this real bad feeling.. its like heaven is telling me something..

continue on like this and you will fall. and instead of dropping me from on top of mount everest he dropped me from bt timah hill..

this feeling is super weird, like as if a dementor was close. why now? one of my simplest yet most wanted wish was disgranted today. shant elaborate.

today. a super slackable day. finally got to watch Prince Of Egypt.. a nice show.. also collected my winnings from Singapore Pools for the FIRST TIME. pretty smug about that. won 16 bux from the manu-livershit match. haw haw. had mac for lunch, nothing much here..

ytd, went to grandma's house. had a great lunch coz i missed the wanton mee there alot.. den went for pool with bro and harn. din even win once. had dinner at a nice cafe. the food was alright and the service was great. (once i finished my banana milkshake they immediately replaced it with a glass of cold water. WOW.) also, harn saved me 40 bucks! actually wanted to buy a new earphone coz my earphone one side the rubber dropped off.. and harn had spare rubbers!! woah!

the one with the new black rubbers ROCK. the other 2 suck to the max.

sat- soccer in the morning with my new shoes debut. got ONE goal. and ONE big blister on my left foot. damn bloody pain. went to paternal grandma hse in the evening. went to cycle at pasir ris park... har har nth much.. sometimes u just wish someone would go cycling with you.. celebrated my dad's, bro's, daniel's and daphne's bday. ample december babies..

fri- last day of school! finished the bloody CRS presentation in the morn. den crashed quan and neeky's gem class. den we went to play pool and den met the bball dudes for bball.. too bad floor was wet and i didnt have the proper attire. so din play much. slacked at shuwei's hse and acted like i was maksim on his piano. had a damn nice dinner at 7mile. talked cock and ate good food. daamnn!

thurs- rushed to finish the fken CRS presentation.. got bloody pissed at some time.. freaking tired. havent got enough sleep.. cranky. and with good reason too.

oh yar shuwei's hse had this empty aquarium where he was growing plants or something. anyway we managed to convince bryan that there were fishes inside hiding under the leaves.. and everyone else knew it was bullshit cept for bryan. damn funny man! we are all natural born liars. lie with a straight face and lie with confidence.

-RomE
if only you knew, how much i loved you.
and in my heart, you took a big part.
but now that its gone, its like it wasnt even there at all.

im hooked on to the Prince of Egypt. though im not christian or whatever.. shall update a better one soon ba..

i wish upon a shooting star.

-RomE
haha, i wished for you. make my christmas.

self-high is an art. (:

haw haw haw. sch tml is at 8. its 10. i've not done any homework and im still here.

who cares? holiday lai liao!!

too bad still got lj CRS presentation on friday.. i better OWNz in it.

today, wet weather = no bball. no ball anyway.. morning lecturer was super stupid. gan kah ber prolly had some sand in his underwear or something. he was super cranky and finally sent kk (WHO wore same colour combi as him --> light blue pants + grey shirt) out of the class. really lol-ed.

he pointed a finger at me and said with menace: you are next. *i am very scared*

had lunch at fc3 den went to library to find a stupid book on grinding to submit a report for WP.. and for the first time went to first floor of the library (where all of the REAL books are kept). DAMN it was GREAT! it had a damn lot of books which i was trying to find.. ended up borrowing no less then 5 books.. +another 3 books i borrowed yesterday.. total of 8 books to keep me occupied during the one week holiday. WHOOOTS!

went for gems but left halfway and gave her the excuse *dental appointment*, dunno she believe or not. anyway went to meet weiyu smurF and roge to go queensway. walk walk.. and finally decided to buy a pair of shoes. whoooo. here it is!

den later weiyu went for his CIP den the 2 go my house and den boss, chew and fred came coz we wanted to play cards. Ban luck to be precise. camped in my bro's room and played.. fred was being sucha leech on my food.. and a leech on my money too..

it wasnt until i was behind 23 bucks that i begin to self-high. sing loudly to the music and act crazy. self-high makes u do stupid things that amuse others. also brought in my lucky one-dollar coin pig to bring back my lost fortune.. it worked! in the end lost only 8. i love you piggy. the mean fellas will never ever get hold of you.

den mum came home and decided to treat all of them to dinner, gave me 50bucks.. den we went to my market to makan, ate gong bao zhi ding.. tasted great.. they all also order same. only smurF and fred extra. lol fred tio conn-ed. costed 30 bucks. but not my money anyway. haw haw. den went to mac for dessert and to talk more cock.. photos taken against their will. LOL. boss sumore act shy.. bwg!

day before, ponned class to watch Happy Feet at home. went to wm to return some overdue books and borrowed 3 also.. den i was like walking to the "SHE" for sheldon corner to see got any book den got this woman infront of me who also stopped there. i jt just snatch the 2 books.. den i notice she was like looking at me. so i put one back and she continued. so..

"u want the book ar?"

"yes, i am waiting to see if you put it back" *thick-skinned*

"give u ba" *hands over* *woman walks off without saying thanks. _I_*

nothing else happened ba.. lets just say msn can keep me occupied for a few hours.

oh yar today, i saw my dear sailor lo jun hao on both straights times and even his picture on Today. can u believe it? he is like first in SUPERMOD siol! look at how spastic he actually is. LOL.

i like jason's new ball. its only 23 bucks. shld i follow fred's suggestion: we share and buy la each one pay half. but ball keep at my house. LOL

-RomE
more gambling, sports and fun next week

beautiful disaster.

instead of talking about my boring mundane routine life i shall blog about my reads. which may be equally boring anyway.

i've finally finished reading As The Crow Flies by jeffrey archer. and with that i've about finished reading most of his works. time to start on sydney sheldon and john grisham. please suggest some good reads to me, im getting borrred.. i have a new ambition: i want to be the next biggest pusher of a barrow.

anyway im now reading The Teenage Workbook once again. its like one of the best local productions, witty and funny.. about some JC students and their weird lives.. haw haw. anyway found this in the book.. thought i'd might as well fill it up like the ppl in the book.

My Dream Gal.

by: Jerome Lim

Height: anything between 1.55-1.7
Can she be taller than you? No. if not she'd be damn tall.

Weight: doesnt really matter, not overweight though.

Can she be fatter than you? No. I am against fats.

Age: Preferably same age or younger. (not too young though)

Can she be older than you? Yep, but not more than 2 years.

3 Most Important Physical qualities:

-Cute. (pretty comes as a bonus)

-Nice Hair

-Nice body

3 Most Important Character qualities:

-Sporty

-Can understand my kind of humour

-Can click with me and my family/friends

3 Things I Dont want her to have:

-hahahaha sadly i'll leave this out. the wants cover the dontwants already.

3 Things She should never do:

-two-time, three-time or four-time me. (if she can five-time she must be damn imba)

-have too many ah lian traits

-make me emo

Have i found anyone who matches these standards?

-RomE
because i can

i saiidd:

yesterday it was pouring cats and dogs.. a drenched guy was standing at the sheltered basketball court somewhere behind BBSS with only one thought..

wish i was at home sleeping.. especially since the weather so good..

yay, guess wad. heaven allowed me the pleasure once more today. and i took full use of the opportunity to redeem myself of what i could have been doing yesterday.

yes, i read jeffrey archer's as the crow flies on my warm snug bed and soon fell into a damn good slumber. rainy days rule! (though rainier still sucks)

dinner was great though it was tarpao-ed. thanks ma for buying fried fish soup+rice. damn was i hungry and damn was it nice. im now a fat contented kid sitting his fat godly ass on his chair while listening to 'apologize'..

ytd, bball, not that fun since floor was wet. cant team with outsiders at all, i guess i lack adaptability ba.. had dinner at KFC, had stomach ache soon after. their new spicy fries werent bad though..

day before, had the last bloody CD lesson. finally dun have to see Mr Hypocrite anymore. whoo! had club meeting.. realise sub-com dun have so much saikang. lawll! mmec getting abit.. dunno how to say..

had dinner with joan at bb subway.. havent had dinner with her in a loong time... she still thinks im lame. haiz im sucha failure..

tml, no plans. come what may.

-RomE
im holding on your rope got me ten feet off the ground..

why am i still waiting?

firstly, happy birthday dy. (the 'dad' that was infront was long gone, just like how the 'mee' behind the 'ma' went)

had a nice dinner celebration a day early since today everyone not that free.. later should be got cake though.. har har. ma.s always get better celebrations..

i act cute? naturally cute lar lameX

okay today im stuck alone at home. bro said by the time he tarpao dinner for me gonna be late liao so i have to gaotim myself.

so, what do you do on a lonely monday? HAHA. step by step instructions..

step 1) pick a nice anime to watch on your laptop. i picked trinity blood. its something about vampires and guns. my kind of genre. haw haw.

step 2) search the house for a suitable maggi mee. this one looks good.

step 3) cook it. (i stupidly placed the noodles in the water before boiling it. thank god im not as dumb as a certain N10R who burnt his hand playing with boiling water. noob f*x!

step 4) add some easily cookable japanese chicken and some porkfloss. +dark sauce and lots of pepper. (the seasonings too. DUH)

step 5) VOILA! u did it. now enjoy your meal while watching your anime.

step 6) blog about how much of a loser you are after u get bored of the anime.

-RomE

looks like i can follow directions pretty well hurh..

norbit is a damn funny gay ass show

someone buy me a time-bank. to prevent me from wasting my time on such stuff.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Rome_Air_%28frenster.JPG#Summary

lol!

dunno what to say here, anyway a feeling lingers..

-RomE
should i? shouldnt i?