Thursday, February 28, 2008

some funny old photos.. lol

hi! was bored enough to surf through my pictures taken in taiwan and i realised, i havent posted any of them here yet.. so here we go.. this are the ones i consider WORTH posting BA. LOL.


okay this one was taken at the farm stay.. take a look at my dad's face when he see that 2 of his "super guai" sons are gonna push him down the slope. we are happy. he is... worried. (:

nth much to say here. cept only tourist take photo with signboards.. i mean, its like my ma says: go over there i take a picture for you! and u instantly obey coz its your ma..

this is similar to number 2.. imagine taking a photo in orchard.. check out the hip dude by my side. LOL!
this is taken at some war memorial thing. the funny thing is check out the 2 girls on the left. expressions are priceless.
i was wondering why the hell dad wanted to take a photo of their high speed rail.. oh okay, its an old man thing to do.. looks like someone else is doing it to! typical singaporeans! =/
little purple riding hood intrudes into our picture at the "queen" statue there.. check out a brown monster behind too. LOL.. china asses..
i wonder why dad took my photo after i alighted from the ferris wheel on top of the shopping centre.. the guy looks pissed that his photo got taken too.. who CARES? LOL


THIS ONE IS THE CREME OF THE CROP. after reaching home and uploading i immediately went to search to find if we had any of this person's cameo in our pictures.. SHE is a HUI-GE LOOKALIKE!! yes its a "she". HAHAHAHAHA check it out man!!


now if u can spot the similarities in the next 2 photographs. give yourself a pat on the back. no prizes though.. LOL


-RomE
if you cant see clearly, i think you can click to enlarge ba.. =)

Monday, February 25, 2008

just in case they're wondering..

today i woke up late. went to bedok for lunch. v long nv eat the wanton mee.. still taste great! den visited grandma.. decided to go watch L change the world.. end up go century.. only left 2nd row.. suan le. visited aries at her nearby yamaha and bought my guitar strings (classical).. den nth to do le so ying went home while me and harn decided to go parkway play pool.. there the pool arena got pretty girls! something u'll rarely see at bt timah..

lost 5-1. though most of the games are left a black ball game.. harn today on-form man.. super ex though.. den had dinner.. ate char kway teow.. its supposed to be famous.. tasted so-so ba.. den
harn wanted to change money for his taiwan trip.. so off we go to money xchage..

harn: i wan change 800, how much is the rate?
indian uncle: its 21.15.. *calculates the value out*
harn: err.. nvm i go out think first later then come back..
indian uncle: oh wait wait!! its 21.7..
harn den proceeds to change his money..

den we walk out, eh.. 0.55 difference lei.. den i calculate out.. 20 dollars difference!! enough for the pool and dinner!!

fucking indian scammers...

oh ya this is me in the singtel shirt.. a pity they dunwan take grp photo.. juz coz we din hit the sales target.. KNS!


-RomE
find me a job please (:

Friday, February 22, 2008

singtel salesboy = crap job.

i dun think i can stand anymore. been standing for 2 days. my legs are freaking aching. but anyways today i find the urge to blog.

because of this fat, mean bitch.

and she was our last customer. diu make me miss my dinner+tio meh. knn.

so there was this fat bitch coming to our exhibition and she was wearing low cut as if anyone would look at her "assets" which are btw damn eye-shit. (its opp to eye-candy) so she came and i check her 2 numbers. wow. can make 2 deals, cool.. den go back. cant find her, she looking at something else liao.. den person say nvm, he handle anything later call me back. went to serve someone else. halfway thru, ask me go back. had to forgo my current MORE potential customer to go serve her. diu.

so went to find her at nokia booth. and then the person serving her told her, $198 for N95 with her trade in. so i auto assume her trade in is 200$ la.. so after that i serve her all i count as 200$. she end up picking the N95 after looking for fcuking long. den go counter settle. ok, i smile, tell her she can get a 50$ tangs voucher and a spin on the wheel (instant prizes). shes smiles, thank me and i leave.

den later, kena called back. her phone trade-in is only $100. f*ck!

MFB(meanfatbitch): your salesperson told me its 168 only so why should i pay more?
ahboy: sry mdm, but i think he mistook it for a 200$ trade-in.
rome explains to ahboy that the previous guy serving her told her its 168...
MFB: its not his fault, *points to me*, the previous guy told me 168
ahboy: srry its only 100$.
MFB: *KP ALOT.*

jt later

MFB: its his fault for telling me 168. he is in the wrong. *points to me*

cb. fucking hypocrite. even TBS is more honest den you.

end up make a big fuss and accept our 120$ trade-in. walks away lan lan.

MFB, dun let me see you. if not i will beat the f*ck out of you.

-RomE
i cant believe i forgot to take a photo of her. __

Monday, February 18, 2008

i <3 you, you are my juliet.

yoo. rome has lots of pictures this time. yes he does.

woke up early on saturday morning to meet for basketball at the mosque there.. reached there le met boss. den smurF and roger came. wait.. wheres the ball-guy shuwei?

rome: hello? auntie is shuwei in? *expects a "shuwei go out alr"*
auntie: shuwei still sleeping, i ask him call u when he wake.
rome: wake him now
shuwei: hello?
rome: LOTS OF SWEAR WORDS.

so nvm we go eat breakfast and wait for the bloody merlehshen and bryan to come.. den played bball till around 12+ and went for lunch. chicken rice. and oh ya shuwei, roger and boss all wore the same PINK POLO TEE. LOL it wasnt even prearranged.

after lunch went to meet nat at bb int. den we both agreed to go home change and meet at gombak together go quan hse. as usual nat late. den on mrt..

rome: wheres your oranges?
nat: shiiiit

so we searched for oranges at lakeside mrt. and the only ones are crappily small and ugly. and he finally bought a pair at the mama shop at quan hse downstairs. den go up bainian. and watch KUNGFU SOCCER. LOL! next stop: alfone hse. played blackjack.. zhng-ed and lost.. den alfone came down and put 50cents.

open, WTFOOK! TRIPLE SEVEN!! first time i see this new year.
give us a more sia-lan face or? ur face always so guai-lan one.
wah then lose lose, den recoup abit when ben (fones older bro) came down.. end up.. antenna collecting last bet liao. max 10dollars. everyone put 10 cept for me and quan. five 10s two 4s. den we all like 19, 20.. wah smug liao..

ant opens his 4 cards. FOURTEEN. needa draw another one.
everyone: AH PEK AH PEK. PICTURE. PICTURE.
ant opens a 4. TABLE ERUPTS IN VULGARITIES.

den no money liao, ben drive us go withdraw.. ant made like 174 dollars. wtf! but he rightfully treat us supper at al ameem ba. so.. okay ba.. still lose but not that bad.. btw ben drives like michael schmeichel... at 12 fone took out the cake and celebrated ozy's bday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY OZY!! den we tonned to watch MANU VS ARSENAL. as predicted MANU owned arsenal 4-0. EVERY GOAL WE CELEBRATE LIKE CRAZY. super shagged. went up to the room and try to sleep but justin.. STARTED TALKING CRAP. it grew to become so funny i laugh until cannot sleep..

sunday, kaos 10 liao.. rushed home changed and went to interchange to meet for the 4E5 gathering. we went to sandy's place. she lives in a SUPER BIG AND NICE HOUSE. its kinda like my dream house. seriously. WOW man. anyway im too lazy to type the ppl's names.. captain quek still havent send me our grp photo..

quek showed us how the bbss progression was going along.. den after that. BLACKJACK. QUEK ZHNG-KEI. HOOOT AR can earn quek money! to the MOE: LOOK AT YOUR TEACHER. eat STUDENT MONEY LEI! eat until laugh like laughing buddha. LOL.

had pizza.. den played mahjong and chatted ba..
if u think the ant KING and ant QUEEN are the perfect couple.. YOUR WRONG.
yep, this one's perfect. LOL. im so gonna get owned for this.

den left at 4plus to go grandma hse louhei- had a gr8 dinner there..

today, went to meet quan and weiyu for pool and GLM. den after that weiyu went for training and me and quan went to neeky hse meet nicky, justin and ozy. learnt a nice piano song but cant seem to coordinate well.. nvm ba. den we went swimming...

laughed like siao in the pool.. esp when justin run away from us by leaving the pool den quan gei kiang wan go push him back inside. justin jt push him one round and back into the pool. DAMN FUNNY quan looked damn loser.. btw quan is like damn dangerous in the pool coz he plays dirty. when getting raped, he..

1) grabs your pants
2) grabs your hair (in justin's case his PRIVATE hair)
3) spits water at you

and poor justin, when nicky catched him and we raped him.. all i did was slap his face twice. quan spit water at his face like 20 times? damn funny can see his mouth go into water come out spit repeatedly.. den we met kahkah and her cute dog. miko. i think. same like justin, not trained.

den went to eat at the indian restaurant.. dunno why nicky not in the pic.. lol.. eat MASARLAR CHICKEN. lol! and cam-whore. somehow it doesnt feel so bad in that restaurant since we dun give a shit what others think. not being racist here.



ozy look like a jap secretary man.

-RomE
im so much more happy after giving up. (:





Friday, February 15, 2008

a seven nation army couldnt hold me back


yooooo!

this yr's bachelor's dinner. not as fun as last year. furthermore forget to take photo. bloody hell. anyway we all got ripped off.

usual fishnchips price: 10.90
what we paid: 27bucks. knn.

who got scammed? me, quan, snowie, justin, ozy, ant, fred, jason, boss and alfone. yes we are dumb ppl. plus the entire place was decked with couples. felt kinda awkward. anyway the FNC manager got a liking for quan ba keep eyeing him. LOL. den got this super cute girl and snowie wanted to take photo with her. okay make it TWO cute girls.


this year justin got dared 50bucks to break a guy's valentine gift. SUPER mean. then again, justin's alr on the DARK side. CLEAN FASTER U BANGLA!


okay weds, what did i do? oh yar, woke up at like 11 though we were meeting at 1040. SORRY. rushed there. kbox-ed till 3+ with quan and ozy. i got vid but lazy to upload bah. den after that went to watch movie.. watched CJ7. not too bad ba.. den went and met justin. went to eat GLM and pool.. LOADS of money SPENT. rawr.

tues, i spent the first half of the day sleeping at ozy's hse. and the other half sleeping at my own.

mon, went to NP to play soccer with ozy, his bro, quan and bryan. lost both matches. ALMOST scored. den after that went to dinner at market. desperately jio ppl to mahjong. but everyone seemed to have their own excuse. lucky justin found his bnj buddies.

went home to bathe before dad zhai me go. thon-ed at ozy's hse with justin, sunxing and 2 new friends: jess and christine. friendly peeps. end up losing 10.. super tired. im christine's lucky charm! yay?

sun, i cant rmb.

sat, went to ozy hse bai nian den went east coast seafood dinner. took photo with my auntie. and on the trip back my granduncle talked to me for like 1 hour plus. omg old ppl really have loads to say. it was mostly him telling me about his old maritime days..



i think the above photo is during CNY at ozy hse ba. it just suddenly appeared in my phone. its alfone digging nose. RANDOM MAN.

anyway now im hooked on to this song. ever since the quan&ozy duet-ed.

-RomE
its time i gave up on you.
thanks lina, and sk too for his ADVICE.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

gambling + money = 0. bring 'money' to opp side.

hey hey hey. i know it sounds pretty gay, but im waiting for my hair to dry before going to sleep. so here i am. yoooooooo!

firstly, as we all know, vday is coming. this yr, i am once again left without a female date. maybe its another day for an all-guys night with the dudes. *recalls justin spoiling the mood for other couples on top of esplanade*

some things to take note of, vday is like a vortex. it sucks the happiness off single people and replaces them with emo-ness. ONLY a minority arent affected, eg those: HTBS ppl. and the result of vday? sub nicks like this:

my world's become so empty. days are so cold and lonely. each night i taste, the purest of pain.

and excuses like this:

JeRomE- November Rain` to be happy says:
WHY YOUR NICK SO EMO
alfred. no wonder people like to drink their sorrows away. says:
song lyrics or


okay, back to vday. guess wad? inflation on flowers and gifts are up by almost 500%. this means an avg $1 flower can cost up to 6 bucks. reminder: buy a girl 6 flowers 6 other times den only once on vday.

lesson learnt from last year: do not take sk's advice.

¨sK ·-. a death row pardon two minutes too late says:
the nite be4 valentine
¨sK ·-. a death row pardon two minutes too late says:

u consult me
¨sK ·-. a death row pardon two minutes too late says:
for a once in a year advice

cheers to all, i shall share his advice. *for idiots its below my nick*

-RomE
its better to regret something you did than something you did not do.

Saturday, February 09, 2008

5 more days. oh no.

weds- woken by ma in the morn nagging at me to tidy up my SUPER messy room. so i did that before going off to meet quan, nicky, boss, chen and aech al at bt timah. cb! all the nice food stores all closed. and al ameem service SUCKS. so we had to settle for the china-con-noodles. den play pool.. and boss was damn funny, before leaving he go wish the pool uncle Xing Nian Kuai Le. LOL the pool uncle face looks like everyone owes his mother money. and i think he prolly has no new year ba.. coz his pool is like always open one. sadX life ba.

reunion dinner at night~ gr8 food courtesy of grandma. we needa get a bigger table yea.. since the family may soon increase sumore.. 10ppl too small le.

at night had to "shou-shui" so tonned online playing viwawa wif friends.. (haha coz i cant rmb who)

thurs- YEA CHU YI! woke up damn late and went to maternal side, den paternal side. nth much to say here.. a few pictures here and there.. my zi lian skillz level maxed le

fri- CHU ER! stupid hb suddenly say cant go bainian. RAWR. nvm, maternal side came over and i watched "Perfume" with my cousins in my super squeezy room on my small lappy. quite a lame show. hl kinda lied about how gross it is. not gross at all.

sat- ozy hse later. finally i can calm my gambling addiction.. dinner at EC tonight. wooo~

-RomE
lets see how things go ba.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

i wonder, will i dream?

oh damn, i am daaamn lazy to blog. fred has almost covered everything alr.. so.. if u wanna read about how my monday went, kindly go over to http://alfred-lim.blogspot.com/ yea. okay what did i buy? I SPENT FREAKING 300+ on monday. im so wtf. yes.

1) pair of nike shoes for going out
2) pair of adidas soccer shorts
3) t-shirt from Fresh
4) jeans from levis
5) shirt from dunno wad brand alr
6) polo tee from billabong
7) t-shirt with stupid caption
8) billabong slippers

well well well, it feels good to shop yea.. (also extremely painful to the wallet) lets let photos do the talking.
this photo is self shot, wif 10seconds timer and me running in. WHY? *nice photo*
because THIS f*cker refused to do it for us. just coz we were doing the ANTENNA POST. LOL
this is the latest collection. right now i have 5 shoes. one bball, badminton, soccer, sk8ter and this one: my go-out shoe. haw haw.
this is the imba shirt. mum has barred me from wearing it out. shall do it secretly then~
this is my addition to my slippers, right now i have 4 flip-flops. they rock.
my hair looks like shit here. coz ah nan made me take off the cap i was wearing. AH NAN lei, who dare to say DUNWAN? he's pretty friendly and is 100% ah long.

aiyo, too lazy to upload anymore. still GOT ALOT OF PHOTOS. *mostly of stuff that i have bought*

oh ya, today met wif fred and nicky to go apply for the BNJ job at the zoo, hopefully i will get it and start work after new year. *prays* sadly, i think they do not require staff at the BNJ zoo. stupid justin scam us.. right after went to play tennis with nat and antenna joining us. owned antenna 2-1. from losing 40-0 to win. lost nat 4-2. it was pretty fun.

bbss and pool tml, and REUNION DINNER.
have a happy chinese new year, cheers.

-RomE
where'd you go?
i miss you so
seems like its been forever
that you've been gone
please come back home

Monday, February 04, 2008

lift the ground, in black and white.

figured i might add a quick post now. coz i have a sudden urge to blog. (:

okay, letsee, first off, happy birthday GRANDMA! may u live long, old and happy.

sat, went shopping at bugis wif alfone, quan and his mum. din buy much, whole place was filled with people. i hate crowded places. alot. den went to grandma's hse, had dinner and celebrated her bday there. some pics..


Grandma and her four kids.


Grandma and her 7 grandchildren.


Grandma and me


The naughtiest little boy. EVER.


watched manu draw 1-1 at spurs, a lucky 94th min goal from the man-ape. sun, woke early thx to quan's morning call to go JE play soccer with fred's outside team. J7! they're pretty okay people. made some new friends ba. lol

went home super shagged, napped. watched Shoot Em Up. DAMN NICE. u shld dl to watch. oh ya on the way back after soccer we saw this ad. the little kid got screwed by some paint. LOL.


he is one gothic little kid.

had dinner at home (mum's home cooked. WOOOO).

oh yar, do join me on http://www.viwawa.com/ its like a place to play DAIDEE or MAHJONG together. after registering do add me: Rome_Air and we can daidee together or sth. HAHA.


this is NTU's soccer field we went to on fri.. well.. i guess thats all for now.

looking forward to CNY. have a great holiday my fellow SP-ers. the rest: LOL@YOU.

-RomE
10 more days to sianzation. :(


Saturday, February 02, 2008

if we all believed in heaven.

holy, im tired and im still blogging.. im dumb.

letsee, first off, all i gotta say is..

MY HOLIDAY HAS STARTED. TEN WEEKS BABY!!

sadly, the novelty has clearly worn off and i aint as hyped as i used to be in sec sch/pri sch. i think this is attributed to poly becoming too slack and the lack of true "fun" in poly. last time in sec sch, after final year exams. SONG LIAO LAR. now, its like "SONG LIao lar". only half enthu. =/

oh letsee, weds was my final paper and it screwed me.. dont ya hate the feeling of looking at the questions and not knowing the answer and inevitably have to guess it.. well, the EMATL looked kinda like ants (just like chinese papers) and im contented with a C+. (FOR NOW) after school, everyone had their own stuff on and left.. jt left 3 ppl go watch movie.. abit sian and stupid right? so me and KK went to WM for lunch.. it was kinda cool eating back at WM. lawwl. talked cock and then left for home.

went home, den met joan to go SP together coz she hadta print her stuff and i hadta return my book (and borrow new ones!) as usual, she was late. nth much to say cept i havent seen her for awhile, busy person is she. anyway after that went to queensway to collect back my cap and den went to ozy's hse.

omg im tired of typing liaos.

to cut a long story short. me and nicky stayed one night. we slept at like 3. fken tired. went for lunch at Bt panjang. i went home, bathed. collapsed on sofa only to realise: shit we're meeting at 5 at NP. and ITS FIVE ALREADY.

rushed there, guess who was there alr? NOBODY. yes, and i was late for like 40 minutes. anyway met phua there and he has alot of QUEER friends. LOL. den played soccer. me, fred, malek, dave and malek's bro. owned. played keeper. lets add a famous quote from justin.

*after scoring against keeper* justin: *faces keeper* f*ck your mother die ar!

had dinner at al ameem.. wasnt bad, by the time i reached home, SUPER SHAGGED. woke late.

den went to meet quan, weiyu and ant for GLM. nat came too! den we went to play pool and ozy and nicky came too. den chen also. today, is a milestone, i lost to ant in pool for the first time in my life. im deeply saddened.

after pool, went back ozy hse and den went all the way to NTU to watch NPvsNTU soccer.. abit lame.. wif NP losing 1-0. justin din even play much. finally went to LJS for dinner at JP and 187 home wif justin, le and sh. AND OH YAR, YX AND LE IS DAMN SICK. they like to watch sick videos: eg. a guy cutting off his own d*ck, a guy getting f*cked by a horse. SICK RIGHT!

okay, im super shagged now. shopping for new year clothes and grannie's tml. CYA.

-RomE
im undecided. should i?