i MAY or MAYNOT have found a target.

im so happy i didnt buy barnsley to win the FAcup.. they just lost 1-0 to cardiff.. manu drew 2-2 though.. gonna be an exciting EPL chase..

after a long nap i feel much better, havent been sleeping properly for the past week.. with the chalet and the camp.. havent received any photos for either.. maybe i'll post them at a later date bah.

lets start with the chalet!~

mon: met with quan, ant, nat and brian at GIANT for a short shopping spree before cabbing down to NSRCC to meet my bro who was checking us in.. and after we got into the chalet this chaletperson came to check us up.. and..

weiquan: I WANT TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!

and the chaletperson looked delighted.

okay then most of ppl arrived and we had BBQ, thanks to everyone who made it! after BBQ, DRINKING GAME. LOL. the main aim was to get ant drunk, i alr had my catfood ready to make him eat it.. but the unsporting ant lost and refused to drink it all at once.. LOSER. and then snowie drank abit and got really really red and me and fabian were like laughing like fuck at him.. den everyone made me drank and i had like 5-6 shots.. den i decided to go kitchen wash face.. guess who i saw in the kitchen.. BRIAN HENG HIAN KENG. the pissed drunk bastard..

brian: im sorry jerome that i broke the tequila bottle, i'll pay for it BAH
me: just shut up and move
brian: im really really sorry... to honglin also, he had to sell all those iphones to earn the money...

some other memorable quotes from the drunk white boy..

brian: lets go rape a girl tonight! please, can we rape a girl tonight? please????
brian: 36 divide by 9 is.. a decimal number, dont bluff me, its two point 18 something RIGHT?

rome: whats your deepest secret?
brian: *SORRY CENSORED*

okay, so i got pretty whacked too and ended up trying to sleep on the shit floor at the top and this cool nicky kept barging into the room coz he was like drunk too and he couldnt walk properly.. best part was nicky attempting to fall on the bed and ended up smacking the floor..

rome: f*ck you nicky, go sleep you bitch.
nicky: i cant sleep, i got gems in the morning.

WTF?

2nd day, had lunch at the EC market and rented our bicycles back (i had to push one back, it was damn DIFFICULT!), cycled to mac for dinner with fabian, cang, snowie and nat.. guess wad after i came out of the toilet they were gone. cb pangseh-ers. im still fuxing pissed at you all if you are reading this. cept for nat who apologised. the rest: __ kmga. the up point was that coz i cycled back alone i managed to catch my 10pm show on channel U.

thon-ed to watch the manu-roma match with the guys.. was feeling so super shagged and slept right after that match.. i moved to like 5 different spots as everywhere felt like shit to sleep..

3rd day, christine pei-ed me cycle to the EC market to withdraw money and buy food.. she loves the papaya there. LOL. den late evening went to beach to play some game.. dinner was a 2nd bbq.. and nat had a plan

we were to cover justin with a plastic bag and beat him and when hl came to help quan would smash the catfood over his face.. when the plan came into action, quan completely missed at most of the catfood landed on.. OUR SLEEPING MATTRESS!!! ROAR.

went to feed the remaining catfood to the cats at the park.. we nicknamed our cats: xiao hei, xiao ke ai and le yong. we were extremely afraid the cats would pounce on yongle the BIRD. cycled in formation back to meet the others for the nightcycle but zambak ruined it. ass.

and my nightcycling partner was... TADAH. CHRISTINE!!! cycled to changi v for some supper before heading out to old changi hospital.. this time we actually went in.. it was kinda creepy but chris was like HUOYUANJIA. cycled back and slept.

checked out, returned our bikes, had lunch and slacked at BK to settle MONEY MATTERS. took a bus back home, xfer-ed to mrt and on reaching home took a short nap before ma woke me for dinner at 7.. slept till 745 and woke to go meet the MM ppl for camp. i was late.

end up meeting them at marina bay mrt.. welcoming the freshies! the camp was exactly like my own last year cept this time i was a helper.

click here for my last MM camp

first game ic was some stupid everyone get on the paper game. it was kinda funny because we had to ask them to greet us.. and my greeting was... HELLO JELLYFISH.

YES MY NICKNAME WAS JELLYFISH. SO FUXING LAME!!!

but my name was accompanied by an action, only ME. LOL. just do the "wtf" sign, tilt it, close and open the "wtf" and move it from left to right.. it was pretty cool seeing groups of people doing it.. karen AKA carrot was like super enthu at doing it. LOL. (:

met a few new friends.. and some quite fucked up people.. something funny that happened was that imran fell from his skate-scoot after attempting to go down the slope and ended up fracturing his right wrist..

during camp got raped by both the mosquitoes and the MM people. like THREE TIMES.

first time was during the water balloon fight.. i was like gonna throw someone else den all of a sudden. PIAK. FUCK. tio hit.. i slipped. my slippers broke and the floor was filled with little sharp fruits.. couldnt run away... all i felt was like ALOT of balloons on me.. one on my ass and i fell back.. and SOME FAG THREW A BALLOON AT MY KUKU. DAMN PAIN AR!!! was soaking wet.. even the 2 SMAC girls felt sry for me..

TB and TBS: so ker lian...

2nd time was in the canteen.. was playing with bangla and zaid joined in.. and zaid actually pulled my legs up and bangla... U BASTARD. he stamped on my BALLS. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? the 2 presidents of MM ganging on a sad helpless boy.. :( but i pinched his tits first laa.. LOL and tohlin keep taking photos.. OMG. now i have evidence to sue them.

3rd time was during bapok night. i dun wanna talk about it. i got raped by a freshie.

during bapok night zaid was like SUPER FUCKING GAY. he wore some super disgustingly short negligee and u could see his "bikini bottom" and everytime he bend down u could see his sick ass..

helpers: ZAID, DONT BEND DOWN!!
zaid: bend down? like this? *bends down and shows his ass*
helpers: OMG WTFBBQ. *eyes bleeed*

a few ghostly encounters on st john but i lazy to type.. that place just gives you the creeps..

it was all still pretty fun. hope the campers enjoyed it. FRESHIES OI!!

and i just realised i have ALOT of quotes in this post.. oh wells...

thanks for reading.

-RomE
can i have the pictures PLEASE?