detective rome and his 1st adventure. (online)

*edited, if u were too late, too bad*

okay, i've finally found the time to blog.

just came back from the 'fire drill' at ocbc with kevin. kevin is cool. he got the rank 'fire marshall' from the oir department. being the hardworking people that they are, the entire OIR department continued their work while kevin was assigned to go mark attendance. i accompanied. walked all the way to honglim park and kevin wrote down every single OIR worker and ticked their attendance for them. then there was this director walking alongside but i didnt know who he was, kevin said hi. i said: "whos that bald guy".

im smart.

anyway at the evacuation spot i saw this rui en lookalike.. but sadly she was the only decent looking one in the ENTIRE OCBC south building. and kevin said rui en looks better anyway.

okay anyway the whole point of this post is not about my office stuff.. its actually about ANTENNA

since antenna frequently uses my name in his tags, posts etc. i should return the favor by doing a special report on him instead of just numerous pictures. <-- LOL. a short profile. name: sim hong bye race: alien distinctive trait: v kp in speech, character distinctive feature: an antenna which can be extended for multiple usage eg: cuestick, rod. hobbies: wanking with his dad at 5 okay anyways, today randomly sandy just told me on msn that antenna was sleeping and i told her to give his organ a prod but it turns out he was sleeping defensively. after awhile antenna came online.. by that time i was reading people's blogs.. i reached FROSTNERVE. and the tag was still there: who crushes on hl? WHAT A QUESTION. something the great Rome is destined to solve. being a very direct person, i approached ant on msn. rome: tell me ant, who has a crush on you. hl: secretx rome: at least give me her blog hl: http://krokodial.blogspot.com/ *im not bullshitting*
rome: are u sure its not http://anobscureretreat.blogspot.com/
hl: that one also can

i decided a better source was needed to solve the mystery. i approached sandy and BOY HAS SHE RESOURCES.

there are 2 possible candidates and armed only with their names i searched my most valuable resource, Friendster.

now, many people may think friendster is dumb.. but guess what. friendster rocks in helping you find profiles of people and practically everything about them. i found ALOT of ppl through friendster. seriously the information ppl provide on friendster.. marvellous.

the first candidate was called chelmin. with a quick search. tadah. her name was the only one on the list. not good to have a unique name huh. i checked out her profile.. nothing much, just pictures.. no blog. guess no harm in providing a link right.

http://profiles.friendster.com/****

being the genius i am, i searched for the 2nd name in chelmin's friends. (since ant's friendster is practically obsolete) and i found mary. mary is a private profiler. but rome doesnt hold qualms about adding unknown ppl to view their profile if it meant being able to solve the mystery. so i added and im still waiting. meanwhile, i managed to get a hold of her blog. checked it out.. no pictures.. but a post about honglin getting a "2 dolphin and a heart" tattoo. wow damn is antenna gay.

*WOW AM I A STALKER OR WHAT? i just refreshed the blog and TADAH, a picture posted. damn i must really be god-like*

no harm in providing this link too. http://*********.blogspot.com/

okay, there u have it, 2 candidates, 2 photos of them and abit of themselves. now to guess which one is the one..

judging from everything, and u must trust me on being thorough since im now working at a very thorough environment.

i conclude that mary was an ex-crush and the current real scandal is with chelmin.

Sherlock holmes? 007? scooby doo? forget about them, im the new greatest detective.

but as to who crushes on him, i have absolutely NO IDEA. though im god.

my powers are limited.

and thanks for reading if u bothered to read all the way. LOL. and i really wanted to post photos, but thats just mean. anyway i saw some friendster pictures today while investigating that made me feel like digging my eyeballs out and eat them. could have sworn eye shit came pouring out to temporary blind me from the hideous images some people dare to post.

-RomE
whats my next assignment?