hey! gonna switch back to my old skin soon.. was just plain bored in office that time.
anyways, despite me being super sleepy and tired, i shall try my best to tell you about the Chalet.
lets start with something that is most memorable to me. this is the first time i've gotten so dead drunk.
anyhows, i think i'd better begin from the start.
after work, i went to collect my MC from dear dr tan and he happily charged me 17 bucks for some pills i was nv gonna use. i used the dizzy+headache thingy but he wasnt really convinced. tarpao-ed fish noodle for dinner. quan had cancelled plans to go together and was already there.
instead went to meet sis to go. do not be punctual if you are meeting yinghui. train-ed to pasir ris, grabbed my bike from grandma's and rode there.
upon entrance the sight of a slightly retard quan greeted and was soon coax-ed into playing their drinking game. was seriously out of luck and not even 10 minutes had passed before i had wolf-ed down like 10 shots of pure vodka. it tasted like shit too.
now i cant rmb much cept i drank more shots for dunno wad and ended up playing with quan, i can remember what he said.
quan: are u a pussy? can you even stand up? loser. *shows me loser sign*
me: f*ck you. *attempts to stand*
quan: rome u drink one i drink 5.
me: bring it man, bring it.
and i dunno wad happened next but i was lying on the floor. i can faintly hear nats "dont vommit on the floor or i'll beat the f*ck out of you". i rmb calling for a plastic bag, but i couldnt stop it and BWAAAAHHH.. i puked in the chalet. i KO-ed again.
next moment i was out of the chalet.
and i needa specially thank this few kind souls who helped me in my shittiest hour. a big and warm THANK YOU to LELE for cleaning up all my vommit. TECK for the company and my nigga bro FABIAN for whiping the vommit off my mouth with your handkerchief and letting me sleep on your leg even though it was so damn gay and i vommitted all over your leg anyway.
morning came too soon and because of my retard-ness we got to make some new friends in the form of our neighbour's chalet. they were cool. i was feeling like shit. they told me i puked like 14 times?
somehow i managed to grab my clothes and my bike and cycled back to the safe havern of grandma's. while cycling there again i had a pittstop to BUWAAACCKKKK. and ppl were staring but i didnt really give a shit anyway. reached, took a warm bath, drank some milo and took a nap. grandma is great.
woke and cycled back. the day was spent mahjong, watching dumb shows on tv (quan: i seriously wanna beat that kid up man), playing frisbee and jus hanging out. dope man. could eat properly without my entire oesophagus burning up and stuck to fluids.
was feeling much better and even managed to walk chris to the mrt. went back and my BEST FRIEND was there. with a BEST SONG. the best part of the lyrics is:
come and sing with me
thank you thank you.
LOL. the rest was all rubbish. BBQ-ed with chef teck and chicken wing cooker sis. oh ya and before that we played Ultimate.
me quan sis (ozy) VS fred le doggie
the game ended premature with le making a great catch but slipping and landing into dirty mud water. IT WAS HILARIOUS i was laughing my ass off. FLY LE FLY!
anw a moment that was priceless was when antenna attempted to talk to our neighbour's girls. i think the conv was abit like this
ant: hi
girl: i dont want to talk to you.
LOL. and she wasnt that good looking too. PWNED.
after that they managed to borrow 10 bikes from our other neighbours and we went night cycling. it was the shortest one ever and it kinda sucked. im so sorry for being such a lousy leader. didnt know if you were up for the LONG distance cycling anw.. seriously regret nv cycle further. HAIZ. should have left it to KING NAT.
went back and gots meself an hour's sleep.. cycled to grandma's, took a bath and in my drowsy state managed to find my way to office. yep. jie treat me lunch today at Han's. tyvm yo!
theres like still alotta stupid stuff that happened but i cant really rmb much. guess its time this post shall end.
oh ya, and if u were wondering why quan wasnt as seh-ed as me. his 5 shots were lemon tea. i only got to know this the next evening. bastards....
-RomE
you know what.
i really don't know.
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