BORINGZ

omgz, cant believe im at the com lab in sp right now.. the bloody APP lecturers din permit students who wore slippers into the TUTORIAL class because it was in a LAB. like seriously wtf man.. gay asses..

3 hours with nothing to do.....

just come here update bah.

yest, boring lessons 10-5. met quan to go beautyworld play pool. ningy came too.. den later ningy left after buying his BETTING and brian came.. den went to al azhar for dinner.. first time chat over pornstars over dinner. and brian is the KING of it. he is seriously a walking wikipedia of porn stars.. den later since the venue wasnt suitable we went to mac for dessert to continue chatting.. and oh ya i was bored enough to send a msg to the mac textboard.

it read: man utd rocks! chelsea and barca sure lose!! sp rocks too! monica sweetheart and peter north (:

and the last 2 porn star names were added by quan.. it took kinda like 2 fucking hours before the msg actually appeared in mac.. but i took a vid.. prolly ul it some other time..

brian den begged quan to walk to his house busstop assuring us that 852 wouldnt go pass us.. after awhile a magic bus zoomed past.

it was 852.

fuck u brian!

anw, btt i reached home it was kinda like 11. slept at 12+ bah.

sunday, met the guys for soccer at NP in the morn, we owned for quite a number of streaks.. den went to KAP for mac lunch, met imran there.. rushed home to bathe to make sure i wasnt late.

i was late.

but so was she. LOL

and she had to leave at like 515. which made me super uber ultra sian-ed. went to mos burger, talk talk draw draw.. LOL den pei her take bus go her work... sry for making you late ba, if ur reading this.

den went to beauty world to meet my parents for dinner at kobayashi... den home..

sat, bball was cancelled AGAIN due to the insufficient amount of ppl.. T.T evening went to grandma hse, took damn long coz the entire PIE was jammed. so we detoured one whole round around SG just to reach pasir ris. watched manu vs chelsea there.. it was dissapointing.. considering my cousins were chelsea fans.. boooo

celebrated aunt and uncle's bday.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. lol

cant seem to bother typing about last week.. TY for reading and HAND.

-RomE
but what if the pages stay pressed
the chapters unfinished
the stories too dull to unfold
whats the next line? =/

cycling is fun. not.

im about to write a beautiful story. NOT.

well, whatever. today i pushed my limits to the MAX, thanks to my bestest classmate HAOJUN.

im proud to say i've covered at least 40km of cycling today. thats 40,000m should you fail in metric conversion.

school was a bore today, SOMEBODY decided not to meet me after school, so when..

haojun: kia lets go east coast cycle ar!

it sounded like a great idea, i felt like cycling too! lets go!

so i went to pasir ris, got my bike and met hj at downtown east coz i wasnt sure of the road to ecp, a good estimation from hj tells me its only a 30 minute ride. it was more than twice that. we had to cycle to changi v, which was around 7km, den through changi coast, 3km, changi runway, 7km and all the way to mac which is i think maybe 5km? thats a total of 22km and to and fro 44km!! best part is when hj went home after we reached mac and diff direction, thats leaves me 22km to cycle by myself. and it was getting fucking dark and there werent much lights.. SCARY SCARY MAN.

the chalet 3 weeks back..

D/C at eastcoast (near mac)
downtown east. the lights were flashy..

and becoz i was sucha scared loser, i didnt stop once throughout the ulu 7km.. and my bike was on H-H gear.. the constant drizzle throughout didnt help much either..

the sight of my grandma's block on my return journey was really, really one of the beautiful-est things i have ever seen, that red little block.. my aching calves and thighs.. had a great dinner there before taking the mrt home myself. :( coz dad din wan to come fetch me. I BWG BAH.

yest, ended real early, like 12? so went for lunch and talk bad about a certain NGEOW PERSON IN CLASS. u ugly prick, grow up. and den i went for my dental, coz i had a wisdom tooth that was prodding the inside of my mouth and i needed to get it filed. so i took an x-ray, turns out im a super intelligent guy, with 4 potential wisdom teeth.. cost me 50 bucks. pain.

oh ya i got myself a pair of new flipflops after the tragic demise of my previous one

went to beautyworld for pool and glm with ant, quan and m.phua.

u know in a group, when a guy says: "oh man this tastes like shit". there will always be an extra who will reply "u eat shit before and know what it taste like?" and that person is definitely an insect.

i lost to that insect.

TWICE.

my forfeit was to stop playing pool for a month and to BAO KA LEOW the pool money. OMGWTFBBQ IM SO ASHAMED AT MYSELF.

i dun wanna talk about it anymore.

anyway, i shall use this chance to intro u the prettiest girl in DARE/26.

chio right?

and the most handsome.
and bao qing tian happens to be haojun.

-RomE
God, if u hear me
dont let my legs cramp tonight.

first off, do not, i repeat, do not watch the Forbidden Kingdom. it totally sucks.

today woke at 9 to go caltex for soccer, looks like justin got pissed after i needed to leave at 1.. and imba suan-ed at the court. im like wtf?

went to have a hearty lunch at bedok, den went to bathe at grandma hse before going to catch 'Street Kings' at princess with cindy.. or rather jie.. it was so-so ba..

went back, den had dinner at the market with harn. bbq sotong nv tasted so good..

yesterday, went to watch FK with my parents at CCK, super waste of time. had jap for dinner though which wasnt all too bad but they forgot my order and i had to wait a lonng time.. asses.

friday, my first gems class with ningy wasnt bad.. it seemed kinda cool, watched stupid videos in class only. totally slacked at the 2 mass lectures which is bad. i learnt 0. kosong. ling.

went home and watch The Mist which aint half bad. and dinner with mam.

lazy to recall anymore.. booo to me.

on a side note, i failed. THREE TIMES. how can it be right? well, maybe i'll try again next week, who knows? i may just heck it ba..

-RomE
but i shall persevere. LOL

rome is emo.

well, school's been rather okay.. just have three pics to upload from the long-past chalet.. lazy to upload everything, its rather big..

so, something stupidly funny that happened today. since our APT released so freaking early we had like 2.5 hours of free time, so lunch first before deciding that mobily was ideal for a dota game.. on the way there, hj decided to get a bottle of coke..

as usual, my itchy hand went to press the cap to prevent the bottle from droppping out, it ended up not coming out.. so becoz hj keep kp i just go buy one bottle for both to come out, guess what.. mine got STUCKED WITH IT. so we both lost our drinks ba.. and we noticed this sign.. should have seen it earlier.. HAHAHHA

im about to take a leaf out of someone's book..

-censored due to firefox and peoplelike alfred. i bwg u man.

-RomE
and i wonder

rainy songs and sad days

the title is actually 'sad songs and rainy days' ba.. if u didnt get it..

today was one of those days.. the day u stay at home alone not wanting to go out because of the rain and not doing anything much because ur at home..

so emo.

NOT.

holidays ending alr.. i supposed its been abit too long.. time to look forward to a new term bah!

ytd, went for GLM and pool at beautyworld. saw alot of qinshis on the bridge. den mahjong at ozy house where justin ZHA-HU-ed. it was extremely funny because justin was like damn confident when he opened his tiles.. and..

alfred: 5 tong 6 tong 6 tong. ZHA HU!

after mahjong, went to eat KFC with fred. he is one annoying biatch. at night dota-ed with le and his friends.. and someone keep BRAMING.

if u din alr know, my slippers broke during camp, RIP slippers.

-RomE
if i wanted,
would you be my midnight sunshine?

if i needed,
would you be my eye when i'm blind?

and if i loved you,
would you still say you're mine?

if it's a no then i shall sing till i die
or till the cows come home.

i MAY or MAYNOT have found a target.

im so happy i didnt buy barnsley to win the FAcup.. they just lost 1-0 to cardiff.. manu drew 2-2 though.. gonna be an exciting EPL chase..

after a long nap i feel much better, havent been sleeping properly for the past week.. with the chalet and the camp.. havent received any photos for either.. maybe i'll post them at a later date bah.

lets start with the chalet!~

mon: met with quan, ant, nat and brian at GIANT for a short shopping spree before cabbing down to NSRCC to meet my bro who was checking us in.. and after we got into the chalet this chaletperson came to check us up.. and..

weiquan: I WANT TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!

and the chaletperson looked delighted.

okay then most of ppl arrived and we had BBQ, thanks to everyone who made it! after BBQ, DRINKING GAME. LOL. the main aim was to get ant drunk, i alr had my catfood ready to make him eat it.. but the unsporting ant lost and refused to drink it all at once.. LOSER. and then snowie drank abit and got really really red and me and fabian were like laughing like fuck at him.. den everyone made me drank and i had like 5-6 shots.. den i decided to go kitchen wash face.. guess who i saw in the kitchen.. BRIAN HENG HIAN KENG. the pissed drunk bastard..

brian: im sorry jerome that i broke the tequila bottle, i'll pay for it BAH
me: just shut up and move
brian: im really really sorry... to honglin also, he had to sell all those iphones to earn the money...

some other memorable quotes from the drunk white boy..

brian: lets go rape a girl tonight! please, can we rape a girl tonight? please????
brian: 36 divide by 9 is.. a decimal number, dont bluff me, its two point 18 something RIGHT?

rome: whats your deepest secret?
brian: *SORRY CENSORED*

okay, so i got pretty whacked too and ended up trying to sleep on the shit floor at the top and this cool nicky kept barging into the room coz he was like drunk too and he couldnt walk properly.. best part was nicky attempting to fall on the bed and ended up smacking the floor..

rome: f*ck you nicky, go sleep you bitch.
nicky: i cant sleep, i got gems in the morning.

WTF?

2nd day, had lunch at the EC market and rented our bicycles back (i had to push one back, it was damn DIFFICULT!), cycled to mac for dinner with fabian, cang, snowie and nat.. guess wad after i came out of the toilet they were gone. cb pangseh-ers. im still fuxing pissed at you all if you are reading this. cept for nat who apologised. the rest: __ kmga. the up point was that coz i cycled back alone i managed to catch my 10pm show on channel U.

thon-ed to watch the manu-roma match with the guys.. was feeling so super shagged and slept right after that match.. i moved to like 5 different spots as everywhere felt like shit to sleep..

3rd day, christine pei-ed me cycle to the EC market to withdraw money and buy food.. she loves the papaya there. LOL. den late evening went to beach to play some game.. dinner was a 2nd bbq.. and nat had a plan

we were to cover justin with a plastic bag and beat him and when hl came to help quan would smash the catfood over his face.. when the plan came into action, quan completely missed at most of the catfood landed on.. OUR SLEEPING MATTRESS!!! ROAR.

went to feed the remaining catfood to the cats at the park.. we nicknamed our cats: xiao hei, xiao ke ai and le yong. we were extremely afraid the cats would pounce on yongle the BIRD. cycled in formation back to meet the others for the nightcycle but zambak ruined it. ass.

and my nightcycling partner was... TADAH. CHRISTINE!!! cycled to changi v for some supper before heading out to old changi hospital.. this time we actually went in.. it was kinda creepy but chris was like HUOYUANJIA. cycled back and slept.

checked out, returned our bikes, had lunch and slacked at BK to settle MONEY MATTERS. took a bus back home, xfer-ed to mrt and on reaching home took a short nap before ma woke me for dinner at 7.. slept till 745 and woke to go meet the MM ppl for camp. i was late.

end up meeting them at marina bay mrt.. welcoming the freshies! the camp was exactly like my own last year cept this time i was a helper.

click here for my last MM camp

first game ic was some stupid everyone get on the paper game. it was kinda funny because we had to ask them to greet us.. and my greeting was... HELLO JELLYFISH.

YES MY NICKNAME WAS JELLYFISH. SO FUXING LAME!!!

but my name was accompanied by an action, only ME. LOL. just do the "wtf" sign, tilt it, close and open the "wtf" and move it from left to right.. it was pretty cool seeing groups of people doing it.. karen AKA carrot was like super enthu at doing it. LOL. (:

met a few new friends.. and some quite fucked up people.. something funny that happened was that imran fell from his skate-scoot after attempting to go down the slope and ended up fracturing his right wrist..

during camp got raped by both the mosquitoes and the MM people. like THREE TIMES.

first time was during the water balloon fight.. i was like gonna throw someone else den all of a sudden. PIAK. FUCK. tio hit.. i slipped. my slippers broke and the floor was filled with little sharp fruits.. couldnt run away... all i felt was like ALOT of balloons on me.. one on my ass and i fell back.. and SOME FAG THREW A BALLOON AT MY KUKU. DAMN PAIN AR!!! was soaking wet.. even the 2 SMAC girls felt sry for me..

TB and TBS: so ker lian...

2nd time was in the canteen.. was playing with bangla and zaid joined in.. and zaid actually pulled my legs up and bangla... U BASTARD. he stamped on my BALLS. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? the 2 presidents of MM ganging on a sad helpless boy.. :( but i pinched his tits first laa.. LOL and tohlin keep taking photos.. OMG. now i have evidence to sue them.

3rd time was during bapok night. i dun wanna talk about it. i got raped by a freshie.

during bapok night zaid was like SUPER FUCKING GAY. he wore some super disgustingly short negligee and u could see his "bikini bottom" and everytime he bend down u could see his sick ass..

helpers: ZAID, DONT BEND DOWN!!
zaid: bend down? like this? *bends down and shows his ass*
helpers: OMG WTFBBQ. *eyes bleeed*

a few ghostly encounters on st john but i lazy to type.. that place just gives you the creeps..

it was all still pretty fun. hope the campers enjoyed it. FRESHIES OI!!

and i just realised i have ALOT of quotes in this post.. oh wells...

thanks for reading.

-RomE
can i have the pictures PLEASE?