Dan Brown is full of shit.

okaay. i thought i would post a little more frequently. this post is actually monday's post but WUTEVA. i'd do wut i want.

The Real Da Vinci Code.

so anyway, monday we decided to go to the SCIENCE CENTRE and the da vinci exhibition. just me, SGT jason, SGT hj, soon-to-die-in-crane Roger, thief Bryan and lastly the one we all swore to protect, he is the holy grail yeren.

for now, u can call me Romebert Langdon. anyways, we discovered a small blemish in the mona lisa. A small spot in the bottom right of her portrait, the one which bryan actually stole from the Louvre whereever that is. Anyway, SGT hj had the wonder idea of using water to splash the painting to see if magical symbols would appear. lo and behold, his idea failed.

this failure did not put romebert off, he noticed in TWO other paintings by da vinci that TWO people in the paintings had raised TWO fingers. also, alot of other symbolism shows the number TWO. mona lisa actually had TWO eyes but she was missing TWO ears. so what was so special about her ears?

EARS can be re-arranged to form ARSE. who had a predominant arse? THE VITRUVIAN MAN! infact, he had TWO of each normal stuff. anyways, we checked and found the divine proportion for human ratio was THREE. i was puzzled. then it hit me.

MONA LISA can be re-arranged to form MALASION

OMG MONA LISA WAS ACTUALLY A DESCENDANT FROM MALAYSIA!!! just missing a Y. look at the symbol Y, it actually is TWO sticks. we checked our fellow malaysian YEREN and found.. HE DID NOT MATCH THE PROPORTIONS, his was in TWOs.

thus, i, romebert langdon, conclude that shuwei the ye ren is actually a descendant of TPK. (tua pei kong) Me, SGT hj and STDIC Roger have formed the new Priory of TPK.

Oh yea, and we also found out shuwei wasnt that albino guy that wanted to kill us, it was actually jason. LOL. WHAT A PLOT!

by the way, before leaving, bryan stole the picture of The Last Supper. i even got a photo of it.

there you see bryan in the act

glimpse of it before it finds its new home in bryan's house in JE.

anyway, enjoy your weekend fellas!

-RomE

we'll have halloween on christmas